A man comes home from a long day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television and turns on the game. Without hesitation he tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Fifteen minutes later he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He quickly finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …”
allen@home over 4 years ago
Not much of a legacy if you ask me.
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
A man comes home from a long day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television and turns on the game. Without hesitation he tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Fifteen minutes later he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He quickly finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …”
The man sighs and says, “It started …”
J Quest over 4 years ago
Well, he did leave a large impression (in the chair).
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
It’s what keeps him up at night.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Best comic of the day!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
The other prediction by Nietzsche was the coach potato.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m just hoping he didn’t breed!
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
The guy is 50 years too late.
tinstar over 4 years ago
If I were his legacy, I think I would be concerned about THAT.
washatkc Premium Member over 4 years ago
Must be a Democrat