Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 18, 2020

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, Marigold doesn’t even have one left foot. She has two left hooves.

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    Antiyonder  almost 5 years ago

    I’m seeing some deep rooted love:-). But yeah go ahead and say that it’s rebelliousness or keeping each other company.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    sounds like Max doesn’t understand quadruped humor

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    When I was a kid, I had no handedness preference. I became right-handed because that works so much better, but I still describe myself as ambi-klutzterous.

    And that is nowhere near as bad as this joke.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    All right you two, get to the “LOL’s” already.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, she DOES…

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    If you’re really looking for a dance animal, try a rabbit. They’re especially fond of hiphop.

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    fireincarnate  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, the glory of texting. who else thinks that marigold’s gonna show up behind her back?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Let’s the dance begin!

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    TheBigPickle  almost 5 years ago

    She texts strangely.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    For a smart phone texter she does but this is how I have to text on my 333-555-444-7-7-44-666-66-33.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Cute

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, gotta admit, Phoebe deserves some props for having managed to avoid that gag for this long. Considering her sense of humor, she probably first thought of it years ago now.

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    BiggerNate91  almost 5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/aw78VrbffgE?t=88

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    mgd  almost 5 years ago

    “Two left feet” … LOLPlease read … “My Little Ethereal/Occult Beings” by Lovely, Charming Zeldahttps://lovelyzelda.livejournal.com/85029.html

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Due to a small mistake, that is why Frankenstein’s monster couldn’t walk properly…

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    Mario500  almost 5 years ago

    “I’ll go if you never say that again.”

    (wonders if that “text” was made in reference to this “text”: “And if you go too, I’ll have someome to talk to.”)

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    Yay! Max is going to the dance.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 5 years ago

    When I was in 12th grade, I took an elective analyzing movies, and one of the movies was… actually, I forget now. But there was a scene with horses dancing, and I distinctly remember writing in my class journal that they could dance better than me and they literally had two left feet.

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    cwg  almost 5 years ago

    What, like since 2015 or so?

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    BloodMoonDragon13  over 2 years ago

    is that… oh no- GRAMMAR?!?!

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