Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they’ll have. The first vampire says “Bloooood!” The second vampire says “Bloooood!” The third vampire says “Plaaasma!”, and the bartender says “So that’s two bloods and a blood lite.” (Apologies to the author of the Halloween card I stole that from.)
Reminds me of a short Clark Ashton Smith story of a Necromancer dies and later in his vault awakens to a kind of pseudo life. After a time he gets this terrible thirst. One that cannot be quaffed by wine or water or anything else except hot gushing human blood. Why? The reanimated Necromancer had no idea and when he is gorged like that vampire, for you see the blood isn’t metabolized, someone pops the weasel.
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they’ll have. The first vampire says “Bloooood!” The second vampire says “Bloooood!” The third vampire says “Plaaasma!”, and the bartender says “So that’s two bloods and a blood lite.” (Apologies to the author of the Halloween card I stole that from.)
John9 almost 5 years ago
Man, I just donated some the other day too.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
He count get enough.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Put a pin in it.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, bust my buttons!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
I would think old blood might not be good for vampires.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of a short Clark Ashton Smith story of a Necromancer dies and later in his vault awakens to a kind of pseudo life. After a time he gets this terrible thirst. One that cannot be quaffed by wine or water or anything else except hot gushing human blood. Why? The reanimated Necromancer had no idea and when he is gorged like that vampire, for you see the blood isn’t metabolized, someone pops the weasel.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 5 years ago
Unless he gets a piano case (a la Haystacks Calhoun) with his native soil, he’s going to have a hell of a time sleeping off that bender.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Hey, you should have stockpiled some of that plasma for future consumption rather than gorging on all of it at once!