Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Is that a tire mark on the front of his sweater ?
Unless the traffic court judge is your significant other. Actually, no, not even then.
If you’re stopped for speeding and the cop asks you, “where’s the fire”? Just reply, In your eyes, officer.
He apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places!
Ah, the White Lies defense…
That’s comedy!
Ummm! Occifer,was I going fast?
100 internet points to anyone who does this.
He might have shaved before he said that.
Or he could have tried “Its not you, it’s me.” Maybe not.
unless you were intending to propose!
An empty glass is always a sad thing.
Rule of thumb. Court first. Bar second.
You should let your lawyer do all your talking.
Is it wrong to say that to a donut shop?
July 17, 2015
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
finkd almost 5 years ago
Is that a tire mark on the front of his sweater ?
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Unless the traffic court judge is your significant other. Actually, no, not even then.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If you’re stopped for speeding and the cop asks you, “where’s the fire”? Just reply, In your eyes, officer.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
He apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places!
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Ah, the White Lies defense…
Differentname almost 5 years ago
That’s comedy!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Ummm! Occifer,was I going fast?
Oxnate almost 5 years ago
100 internet points to anyone who does this.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
He might have shaved before he said that.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or he could have tried “Its not you, it’s me.” Maybe not.
j.l.farmer almost 5 years ago
unless you were intending to propose!
Prawnclaw almost 5 years ago
An empty glass is always a sad thing.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Rule of thumb. Court first. Bar second.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
You should let your lawyer do all your talking.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is it wrong to say that to a donut shop?