Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 01, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    If a restaurant sticks a menu on the window with no prices listed. You can’t afford to eat there.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    We’ve got one of those books that tells you all the places that are too expensive, so you already know it before you leave home. It’s called the Michelin guide.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Oh go on in. What can it hurt besides your retirement fund?

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Better find a place that uses comic sans.

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    Geophyzz  almost 5 years ago

    I’m always scared off by those menu items labelled “market price”.

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    We went to a place where we had to pay extra for sides…$80.00 for a steak, $14.00 for a potato, $12.00 for mixed vegetables…That’s the last anniversary dinner I ever go to.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Japanese Restaurants (the ones in Japan) don’t post menus. They have plastic food replicas i the windows. This made it easy on us gaijins: all we had to do is pull the waitperson outside, point and say “I want one of those.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    The Rose and Thorn, exquisite but painful.

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    vet6714  almost 5 years ago

    I do not buy drinks from a restaurant that does not post the drink prices, and there are several who do not post.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    If can’t read what’s on the menu, you probably can’t afford it.

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    wss4351  almost 5 years ago

    Or not having any prices on the menu.

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