Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 24, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    The guy is waiting for the open mic, his material will leave the audience on the floor.

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    Mentor397  almost 5 years ago

    I thought Pastis wasn’t until later in my bookmarks.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Thank goodness.

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    InuYugiHakusho  almost 5 years ago

    Did Stephan Pastis write this one?

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Your fault, Rodney…you just had to ask!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nice. Well played sir. Well played.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His statement makes me think of a Vincent Price movie, (he did a lot of macabre Poe stories). And I can visualize a pendulum swinging with a large sharp blade for the pendulum weight going back and forth counting the minuets.

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    Great Wizard Nala  almost 5 years ago

    Looking for the King (Fink)!

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    The killing joke

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    Fuz  almost 5 years ago

    This is worse than Pastis’.

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    Amra Leo  almost 5 years ago

    Ba dum, tish…

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    ksu71  almost 5 years ago

    He’s good at his profession.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I got all the time in the world….hey bar tender…..

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 5 years ago

    There is always one…..

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    this killing time is killing me…

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    Bruce1253  almost 5 years ago

    Two peanuts walk into a bar. . . . one was assaulted.

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    Numbnumb  almost 5 years ago

    This is the best in a long time!

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    He multi-targets!

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it.

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    tinner2000  almost 5 years ago

    I guess today’s bad pun day on the comics page!

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    Pedmar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He must be a member of the Ankh-Morpork Assassins Guild.

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, Rod. You asked for it….

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve been known to kill a case of beer just to watch it die.

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    heathcliff2  almost 5 years ago

    Uh, oh. He is waiting til time for…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just hanging around.

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    Pointspread  almost 5 years ago

    Good one!

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