Pop-Tarts don’t need varnish. Just hang them on the wall as they are and they’ll still look the same 20 years from now, they will keep just like a McDonalds hamburger that is almost 20 years old and hasn’t changed in appearance one bit.
That tart is not number 1500 as it was not consumed. If Agnes wants to immortalize #1500 she either must, take a picture, stop eating the disgusting things for the rest of her life, or preserve the remains after processing.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I like the mung bean flavor the best. The liverwurst ones never sell and taste rather stale in my estimation.
But they are only a dollar for a pack of 15 so….
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How many people can claim to know the amount of pop-tarts they have eaten in their lives?
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
It’s a good bet Agnes has eaten exactly zero pop-tarts. 1,500 toaster-tooties maybe, but 0 of the real deal.
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
Monumental breakfast moments to archive @ the Twisterbait Trailer Park!
Aaberon almost 5 years ago
I was just thinking last night that I need a run thru the Dollar Store today…
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pop-Tarts don’t need varnish. Just hang them on the wall as they are and they’ll still look the same 20 years from now, they will keep just like a McDonalds hamburger that is almost 20 years old and hasn’t changed in appearance one bit.
guy42 almost 5 years ago
That tart is not number 1500 as it was not consumed. If Agnes wants to immortalize #1500 she either must, take a picture, stop eating the disgusting things for the rest of her life, or preserve the remains after processing.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Isn’t the first ingredient listed on them: Cardboard? And I’m not talking about the box, either…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
How much varnish has she consumed?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sugar, sugar and more sugar.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Varnishing it will probably improve the taste.