QUANTUM PROVERB
Some days your probability wave collapses into one actuality and other days it •#*^~>€¥€]{///!
Who would win in a boxing match: Schrödinger or Pandora?
Its all my fault.
Looks more like Schrödinger’s dog.
You’re welcome.
A dead ringer for Schroeder.
Should have just put a video camera in the box.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger and are out driving and get pulled over. The cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop’s partner orders them to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“Dammit, we do now!” shouts Schrodinger.
August 09, 2014
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
QUANTUM PROVERB
Some days your probability wave collapses into one actuality and other days it •#*^~>€¥€]{///!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Who would win in a boxing match: Schrödinger or Pandora?
Radish... over 4 years ago
Its all my fault.
skyriderwest over 4 years ago
Looks more like Schrödinger’s dog.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
You’re welcome.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
A dead ringer for Schroeder.
dougsathome over 4 years ago
Should have just put a video camera in the box.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
Heisenberg and Schrodinger and are out driving and get pulled over. The cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop’s partner orders them to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“Dammit, we do now!” shouts Schrodinger.