The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 27, 2020

Grocery pinball.

Nothing like bumper cars with real cars.

A problem with parking.

This actually happened to me one day coming home from work. I had somebody pull out in front of me and then later somebody hit me from behind. It was not a good day.

Maybe it’s time to invest in a 3-wheeled bicycle for her. She does seem to have a inordinate amount of finer binders. Your auto insurance rates must outrageous.

Define “Little”

That makes it a fender blender.

My wife stopped driving after accident #3. #1-black ice, crossed centerline, totaled. #2-leaving parking lot at work, someone speeding(25 mph over the speed limit) t-boned her on drivers side#3, ice on a hill, she went backwards off the side of the hill into a 30 foot deep ditch. Lucky for her, someone right behind her actually had a cell phone and called the cops. She flat refused to drive after that.

Both.. and the bit in the middle.

Maybe you need to get the car encased in bubble wrap.

So now Gladys, last week you were the one that was saying you couldn’t accept your husband’s faults. Should he accept yours????