Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 30, 2020

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Our dietary preferences? Dead.

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    MichaelHelwig  over 4 years ago

    I’m not really a waiter…

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    Diat60  over 4 years ago

    Probably go light on the vegetables.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Of course there are preferences.. With or without maggots would be one

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The WAITER is being served!

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    If this is a comedy club, they’ll have the act that just died on stage.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    This would work better with omnivores. Maybe raccoons.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    But since you asked, yeah preferably rotten.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My dog would also find that question amusing.

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    Yes, they believe they are cute.

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