FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 12, 2020

Yeah, Peter’s not going to stop at just killing you, Jason. I’d start running NOW!

well, it’s a good think Peter didn’t go with a black-inked pen; he’d look like an racist theater performer after that smearing

Time for Peter to prepare a world history report – about the Picts.

Peter could say that he was auditioning for the Blue Man Group.

There is always a belt sander??

Of course Jason knew that was going to happen!

Try something involving lasers. Or fire.

He’s kind of big for a Smurf

Keep holding your breath, Peter until, well, you know.

Peter’s a smurf.

On the plus side, it’s really helped with his acne

This is why the instructions say “test on an inconspicuous area first”. Then again, who ever reads those?

I sure wish these strips were in color.

Nobody:

Everyone in this comment section: SMURF SMURF SMURF

Can’t he just keep applying and wiping to get it all off?

It says something about the parents that the kids only trust each other for help, even though none of them are trustworthy. Years ago, I worked at a local science fiction convention run by students at a local university. One of the kids got the bright idea to soak in a tub with blue food color as part of his costume. He sweated blue for a week or so after that. The good news. On a university campus, no one cared.

Pretend you’re from the Blue Man Group.

Amodex ink remover. In a pinch, non-chlorine bleach, lava soap, and a pumice stone. (I’m a fountain pen enthusiast, and accidents happen.)

you’re on the right track, you just need to rinse it off as fast as you apply the solvent, instead of rubbing it on with a rag.

He should start smearing the blue on Jason.

It’s been a blue blue day.

ka-smurf

What could possibly go wrong?

Maybe “Blue Man Group” has a spot open… and Vegas is beautiful this time of year!!