Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 14, 2020

Now all Pam has to do is cross out Valentine, put Ruptured Spleen and give it back to Cliff.

I love Pam’s dry sense of humor!

Allow me to ‘regift’ my lunch into your lap, Cliff.

Hernia? Cliff?!?

…and recarding was invented!

Well I won’t be single if you’ll be my Valentine

Happy hernia?

“Wishing you a speedy recovery from your ʜ̶ᴇ̶ʀ̶ɴ̶ɪ̶ᴀ̶ … VALENTINE.”

Sounds about right.

How touching!

Touched, even.

Hurry, ladies! He’s still available!

A herniated valentine?

Hey a guy after my own frugal heart! err…wait. Cheap bastard! Go to the $tree! Yesh…

Cue that song: Smooth Operator

I don’t think Pam will ever be so desperate to think Cliff would be an acceptable date.

I’m sure Pam knows just where to put that. Perhaps it will help his hemorrhoids.

I’m gonna go with my gut and reject this. It strains credulity. The only way Cliff could get a hernia is with a bad pick-up line.

Wait….

“…or alive.’

Pam’s going to give Cliff a hisnia.