So, all the “Galactic” Award nominees are in our Solar System? Sounds as mis-named as “World Series” and “Miss Universe”. Ok, so the last is more extreme.
People like Cliff are especially Unpopular in a closed environment like a space station.
We had a guy like that in my division when I was in the Navy. He developed a liking for Pickled Eggs with his beer. No amount of complaining had any effect until, one morning, he found himself locked up in a Pyrotechnics locker, only 4 feet by 4 feet, for about 3 hours. When he was finally let out, he agreed that the stench was objectionable.
The smell never did fade in that locker. It soaked into the paint. Luckily, it only needed to be visited for a couple minutes each day to check the Temperature because we never used any of the Pyrotechnics stored in it.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
I guess Tim didn’t want to go for the low-hanging fruit and nominate Uranus.
billcor almost 5 years ago
y’totally left out one important source of gas
pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A fart joke on a planetary scale, but still just a fart joke.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
“His five-year emission, to explore strange new odors…”
Gent almost 5 years ago
It was a tough fight. Cliff beat Uranus to be on the nomination list.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Drats, I didn’t make the list.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
The rest of us don’t share that sentiment, Cliff.
rhpii almost 5 years ago
They ask the ’anuses back to be award presenters.
gantech almost 5 years ago
And of course, Cliff blew right by the competition.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
Cliff passed on the after parties
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget Jumpin’ Jack Flash.
David almost 5 years ago
His second nomination will be for Most Inert Object.
rimose almost 5 years ago
Neptune is an Ice Giant not a Gas Giant and yes I know I am being too picky and it’s just a comic. Why not nominate an exo-world like Kepler-7b?
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
They’re hoping he’ll win the vacation to Uranus so they can fumigate the space station.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“Nominated, nothin’. THE WINNER!!”
SpammersAreScum almost 5 years ago
So, all the “Galactic” Award nominees are in our Solar System? Sounds as mis-named as “World Series” and “Miss Universe”. Ok, so the last is more extreme.
bakana almost 5 years ago
People like Cliff are especially Unpopular in a closed environment like a space station.
We had a guy like that in my division when I was in the Navy. He developed a liking for Pickled Eggs with his beer. No amount of complaining had any effect until, one morning, he found himself locked up in a Pyrotechnics locker, only 4 feet by 4 feet, for about 3 hours. When he was finally let out, he agreed that the stench was objectionable.
The smell never did fade in that locker. It soaked into the paint. Luckily, it only needed to be visited for a couple minutes each day to check the Temperature because we never used any of the Pyrotechnics stored in it.
dbwindhorst almost 5 years ago
I assume Ensign Kenny will turn up in the White Dwarf category.