This is what happens to me when I’m on the interstate heading off to work and some old retired person decides he/she is going to take a scenic morning drive (going about 45 or 50) (Yes; I know I need to learn more patience… [in case I live long enough to be old and turn into one of them]).
OH. MY. GOD. Male drivers in The Villages, FL. Whether they’re on a motorcycle, in a vintage car, or pushing a shopping cart down the aisles. . .not to mention golf carts, although those zip in and out, drivers waving a middle finger. . .
Actually, Illinois drivers get much closer so their high-beams achieve the most irritation possible. I’ve figured out how to protect my rear view DVR camera from the glare to get a clear view of the driver for my face-recognition software (cap usually on backwards) and plate.
Reminds me of a mailman joke. A mailman was pulling up in his truck to check on his buddy who was walking the block delivering. Just as he pulled up to him the walking mailman angrily stomped on a snail. The mailman in the truck said, “Now why did you do that?” He responded, “That guy,” pointing at the now dead snail, “has been following me ALL DAY!”
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You could also just step on him…….,
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
John likes the turned tables!
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
He gets to be the bat for a change instead of the baseball.
Orcatime almost 5 years ago
Sometimes it’s better to push the wheelchair than to be riding it.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 5 years ago
Snail [Thinking]: “And I left living in a pineapple and with a sponge for this!”
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Tailgater.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Be careful that the snail doesn’t get in a fit of road rage!
Display almost 5 years ago
“If yer gonna homestead, move closer to the water!”
JSH in Dover almost 5 years ago
And it doesn’t become any more pleasant slogging through that slime he leaves!
Aaberon almost 5 years ago
This is what happens to me when I’m on the interstate heading off to work and some old retired person decides he/she is going to take a scenic morning drive (going about 45 or 50) (Yes; I know I need to learn more patience… [in case I live long enough to be old and turn into one of them]).
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Drive like you had someplace to go!”, my impatient dad used to say.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
LOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Turtle road rage is a wonder to behold. Sort of a hazard though. I hear the snail is packing.
Pony99CA almost 5 years ago
What did the snail riding on the back of the turtle say? “Wheeeee!”
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Hello, Pot?
indysteve9 almost 5 years ago
I had a buddy who had terrible road rage. He was just like this. I hated it when he drove, scared the crap outta me.
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
Would this be snail gating?
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
OH. MY. GOD. Male drivers in The Villages, FL. Whether they’re on a motorcycle, in a vintage car, or pushing a shopping cart down the aisles. . .not to mention golf carts, although those zip in and out, drivers waving a middle finger. . .
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Early rush hour traffic..
bucker39 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Move it or milk it
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Actually, Illinois drivers get much closer so their high-beams achieve the most irritation possible. I’ve figured out how to protect my rear view DVR camera from the glare to get a clear view of the driver for my face-recognition software (cap usually on backwards) and plate.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This could get ugly…
ayespin almost 5 years ago
… I wonder how long the skids marks would be.
The Orange Mailman almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of a mailman joke. A mailman was pulling up in his truck to check on his buddy who was walking the block delivering. Just as he pulled up to him the walking mailman angrily stomped on a snail. The mailman in the truck said, “Now why did you do that?” He responded, “That guy,” pointing at the now dead snail, “has been following me ALL DAY!”
David Peters almost 5 years ago
We had Road Runner, now it’s Tailgate Turtle
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
He’s shell gating.
angelolady Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That snail is adorable.