Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 06, 2020

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There will be no crown-breaking today.

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    Lazy kid! Alexa, break Jack’s crown!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Water, uphill.

    Throne, downhill.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 5 years ago

    More poignant than you know!

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    And I just bet someone will blame the kids for being lazy rather than considering that it’s adults who created Alexa and marketed it to people by showing them how wonderful it is to order things from home with just a few words.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I disconnected mine! We’ve become a lazy disconnected society

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Whose turn is it to go get candy and snacks? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    Will that be a drone delivery? Direct to the couch? Or will someone actually have to go to the door and take it in?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Alexa: “Water’s not available in pails anymore, unless you go to Cracker Barrel.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    And Bo Peep is in their family?

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    Gary Fabian  almost 5 years ago

    Never understood why the well was at the top of the hill. Wouldn’t it have been easier to dig if it was at the bottom of the hill? Less earth to dig through to hit the aquifer, since it does not change with the land topography.

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