I’m a member of two churches (It’s a long story). One church is rather traditional, 2,500 members with a couple hundred at each service on Sunday. The other is about 25 church going members: 24 geriatric women and me.
When it comes to the Peace in the traditional church, it’s handshakes and it’s over in about a minute. In the smaller church, it ain’t over until everyone hugs everyone else.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
I don’t mind that they’re squeezable, but if they hold mustard, it’s usually really crappy mustard.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mr. Mustard must have been hanging around those who squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Why, ketchup? Too much pressure?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
And they tend to make gross fart noises when they’re almost empty.
blunebottle over 4 years ago
No hugs! No hugs!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
I don’t blame you a bit, guy. You let one hug you and before you know it, there’s condiments everywhere.
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
I think you just don’t like the zaftig girls.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Go for one of the hands to force a handshake or a fist bump. Most huggers (like myself) will get the message.
dflak over 4 years ago
I’m a member of two churches (It’s a long story). One church is rather traditional, 2,500 members with a couple hundred at each service on Sunday. The other is about 25 church going members: 24 geriatric women and me.
When it comes to the Peace in the traditional church, it’s handshakes and it’s over in about a minute. In the smaller church, it ain’t over until everyone hugs everyone else.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I promise not to squirt you…..really…..
J Quest over 4 years ago
Run! He can’t ketchup to you.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Flashback commercial…“Anticipation, it’s making you wait.”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mustard and catchup have been at odds for decades!
1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is he some sort of winer?