Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2020

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    I don’t mind that they’re squeezable, but if they hold mustard, it’s usually really crappy mustard.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mr. Mustard must have been hanging around those who squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Why, ketchup? Too much pressure?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And they tend to make gross fart noises when they’re almost empty.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    No hugs! No hugs!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t blame you a bit, guy. You let one hug you and before you know it, there’s condiments everywhere.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    I think you just don’t like the zaftig girls.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Go for one of the hands to force a handshake or a fist bump. Most huggers (like myself) will get the message.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I’m a member of two churches (It’s a long story). One church is rather traditional, 2,500 members with a couple hundred at each service on Sunday. The other is about 25 church going members: 24 geriatric women and me.

    When it comes to the Peace in the traditional church, it’s handshakes and it’s over in about a minute. In the smaller church, it ain’t over until everyone hugs everyone else.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I promise not to squirt you…..really…..

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Run! He can’t ketchup to you.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Flashback commercial…“Anticipation, it’s making you wait.”

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mustard and catchup have been at odds for decades!

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is he some sort of winer?

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