Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 18, 2020

I would watch,Brommie show. Damn now I’m hungry.

I smell RATINGS!

I would’ve called it, Broomie’s M.I.!

I’m in!

That would probably work.

At least she’s honest with the title!

Given the current level of obesity in the western world, this show is not needed.

And right after your show: “Myocardial Infarction and Me”

It will be a big hit, Broomie!

Sounds a lot like The Pioneer Woman.

The difference is that her family works incredibly hard on a ranch and can therefore burn up all those calories.

Oy! She’s competing with Paula Dean? Deen? Deene? LOL

Sounds like Paula Dean’s show before her career imploded. Up next on BROOMIE COOKS, Bacon Burgers in Krispy Kreme Donuts!

The title will grow on you.

Finally a cooking show with an honest name!

Sounds more like “Who wants to be an arterial poster child?”…

Where do I sign up? Sounds so tasty; what’s a few pounds among friends?

Ah, nuts! I just gained 5 pounds from reading this strip!