For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 25, 2020

I wish pizza places still had conditions like these, I would have gotten a whole lot of pizzas for free in the past few weeks.

If they’re from Canada and ordering pizza, are they going to make it Hawaiian style? Hawaiian-style pizza was made in Canada after all.

Nothing brings on labor like bad weather and a missing spouse.

Mario and Luigi? I think I have heard those names somewhere before in the plumbing industry.

Why does Michael care? Mom is paying for it. He should order the best tasting.

Save some for mom, she’s gonna need it after this night is through!

I always felt sorry for pizza joints that had this policy. I’m glad for their sake they did away with it. Too much pressure on the drivers who have to obey traffic laws and sometimes the free pizza came out of their pocket.

Michael is the most evil Canadian I know

AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE FOR PIZZA DELIVERY.

I gotta re-read the upcoming birth of the third Patterson kid. I don’t remember the arc stretching out so long.

That’s pretty smart, Michael!

Years ago my husband & I lived across the street from a Chinese restaurant that offered delivery. They got to know us really well, and we’d all joke about how long it would take. “Can you get here in 30 minutes or less?” “Gee…I’m not sure. It’s such a long way!”

Never offer free anything. People will figure a way to game you. Never accept free anything. People will figure a way to game you.

The perfect storm.

I was one of those drivers for a while.

Pizza with a side of coated ice! Gosh, should I have put a “spoiler alert” in front of that?? ROTFL!

Mario and Luigi? Super Mario Brothers reference?

Honestly, if the pizza guy was 5 minutes late, (especially during an ice storm) would anyone seriously NOT pay him?

March in Canadia.

I loved it in New Zealand, no tipping. Tipping is horrible, a decent wage would be so much better and YES I was a server for many years

I think my criteria for ordering pizza would have been “Luigi’s tastes better.”

Elly should have said NO!! It is not safe to drive, which is why John did not come home!!

Mario’s and Luigi’s? Hehehehehe