Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 12, 2020

Lucky they weren’t stolen.

did Ziggy click the “deliver” button more than once as the Internet connection was kind of slow?

You think, Ziggy?

I hope you bought some pants this time, Ziggy.

I’m with Ziggy. I have resolved to try and buy everything I can locally every sense Amazon gave me a runaround on shipping. Making far fewer purchases and saving money.

The boxes aren’t printed with the usual Amazon smile.

Especially since you still have to pay for all of that stuff!

Where is the curved arrow on them boxes?

Two words: my wife.

From https://thehustle.co/drunk-shopping-survey

Drunk shopping is an estimated $45B per year industry

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79% of alcohol consumers have made at least one drunk purchase

$444: Average annual spend per drunk shopper

Clothing and shoes are the most common drunk purchase

Amazon is the drunk shopping platform of choice

Strikes a familiar chord, lol!

I’m an Amazon no-account, and proud of it.

Oh, Ziggy — me, too.

But you can stop any time you want, right?

Did I marry Ziggy?

Amazonitus!