Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 14, 2020

Come to think of it, coyotes have inherited a few pets around here!

While coyotes may be the most likely of North American mammals to survive, and while tardigrades are virtually indestructible, it’s the single-cell microbes who already have and always will inherit the earth.

The coyotes will rule until done in by the coyotevirus.

Don’’t don’t dogs get the coronavirus? Coyotes are not that far genetically from them.

Carmen’s right. It worked against the Martians.

Coyotes may inherit what’s left. But it won’t be worth much.

I keep waiting for a reference to Native Americans’ Coyote. That’s probably as close as it gets.

Typhoid Mary, meet Corona Carrie. All it takes is one, and pandemic here we come. /s

War of the Worlds… Just saying…

From Stable Genius to Super Genius.

Coyotes would do a better job.

“And the coyotes shall inherit the Earth!”

Nope. It’s gonna be the roadrunners.