Not all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time…
Many begin with “If I am elected, I promise to…”
’I promise to not flick the hat from your head.’
You can be sure any promise I make was probably under the influence of alcohol, and may not be remembered much less binding.
It’s important to keep your options open.
Do you promise?
Trust me.
Steal the hat right off of your head.
March 04, 2016
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
Not all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time…
Many begin with “If I am elected, I promise to…”
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 2 years ago
’I promise to not flick the hat from your head.’
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago
You can be sure any promise I make was probably under the influence of alcohol, and may not be remembered much less binding.
rastapopilos about 2 years ago
It’s important to keep your options open.
gawaintheknight about 2 years ago
Do you promise?
goboboyd about 2 years ago
Trust me.
Radish the wordsmith about 2 years ago
Steal the hat right off of your head.