Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2020

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Heads up, Rodney, this one didn’t start the ‘dumb blonde’ meme.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    She got you there, Rodney!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    interesting “Cupid lost his mojo” arc…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    GOTTCHA!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    See, no cupid but still a stinging point.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  almost 5 years ago

    ‘Hint’ given……………………………………..

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 5 years ago

    Go Fund Me site, “Get Cupid’s MOJO Back” – so we can purchase him a case of Viagra.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Who knew that candy manufacturers were at work even back then?!?

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    The same chocolates are cheaper the next day, and we all know how women like getting cheap presents from their main squeeze. Back in the days of pull tabs on beer cans we could make chic necklaces out of them!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Chocolate did not make its way to Europe until the early 1500s and not until the early 1600s did it leave Spain and not until 1815 with the introduction of the Dutch Process did really take off (The dutch process was basically adding alkali salts and pressing out about 1/2 the fat to drastically reduce the bitterness) So she must be a time traveler.

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    Nick Danger  almost 5 years ago

    The Princess has just saved Rodney the agony of decision – she is clearly a good one and he needs to man up and put the ring on her finger

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    PaulLeckner  almost 5 years ago

    Medieval times had gold diggers too!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Because Cupid isn’t providing him with the mojo to get Valentine gifts.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Being so tight your change purse has rusted shut?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Chocolates uber alles.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    I could never get you a box of chocolates my fair maiden. First reason they haven’t been invented yet. Second reason the sugars would mar your beauty by giving you acne. I shall instead give you this lovely bunch of flowers set off with these bits of greenery with three leaves,

    Rodney you idiot that greenery is poison ivy!

    Actually what would have been the traditional gift for Valentine’s in the middle ages? Its midwinter so there aren’t any flowers, chocolates didn’t exist,, so boiled candies? bottle of what ever the local vintners and brew masters made?

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney, a box of chocolate is all she is expecting.

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