One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, “How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, “$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.” “What about the green one?” the man asks. The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.” “What about the red one?” the man asks. The assistant says, “That one’s $10,000.” The man says, “What does HE do?” The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
Yakety Sax almost 5 years ago
Making moola.
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, “How much is the yellow one?” The assistant says, “$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.” “What about the green one?” the man asks. The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.” “What about the red one?” the man asks. The assistant says, “That one’s $10,000.” The man says, “What does HE do?” The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Head” walker! Hilarious!!!!
TrudyQ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Seems a good arrangement
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Take him to the local police precinct and introduce him to the Head Detective.
Obi-Haiv almost 5 years ago
If she’s doing it, I guess there wasn’t any body else who could.
Airbender almost 5 years ago
Once more, Beatrice is Travis’ hero. I’m wondering if he didn’t outplay Leopold and actually conned him into letting her take him out for a ride.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Travis: " I get on your nerves?!! Well EXCUSE THE HELL out of me"!!!!! lol
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Creepy Little Girl Beatrice and Travis have become BFFs! They are so good together that I almost forget the horror-themes of Scary Gary!