Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for April 26, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    She went the entire Fourth of July without blowing anything up.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Maraschinos? Blch. Do you know how they happened? Do you know what the downstream consequences are when they’re treated that way? And besides, I actually like the flavor of cherries… One of the things that Maraschinos have just too little of…

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the chocolate syrup (dark chocolate please) and whipped cream.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Very reasonable approach, Millie!

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    You can keep the cherries. I’ll take strawberries and dark chocolate syrup.

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    Jayneknox  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of when I was about 9 and visiting my grandparents. In the middle of the night I suddenly realized that someday Grandpa and Grandma were going to die. And my parents, and me…the whole thing just hit me at once. Grandma heard my crying, got me calmed enough to be coherent, and gave me a bowl of cereal at the kitchen table.

    Then we went out to sit on the front porch. A pair of glowing eyes came out of the dark. I screamed and started sobbing hysterically again.

    And Grandma said “Missy, look! It’s Mumsy, your favorite kitty. He wants you to pet him. And that’s what it’s like when we die. When we’re in the dark it’s scary, but once we can see what’s really going on, it won’t be scary any more.”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like me then only I wouldn’t have told mother about so no ice-cream.

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