Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for April 29, 2021

Generally speaking, folks who are horrified to be called that are scared because it’s true.

And yet despite claims to the contrary, people still actually mean it when they accuse someone of being racist.

Boy, am I old. I remember when the Rolling Stones were artistically relevant.

If your parents like it, it’s uncool.

Sorry, I can’t understand. What’s the problem in being a Rolling Stones fans?

Au contraire!!! Sacrilege! The Stones are the greatest band of all time. Even though the guys are older than dirt, they still sell out every venue within hours of ticket sales commencing. Only that other British group compares to them but they broke up forty years ago while the Stones are still going strong.