Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 21, 2020

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    She could try modeling, and be a damsel in this dress.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I damsel, you damsel, he/she/it damsels, they shall have damseled. English is amazing.

    (I once worked with some young Brazilian software types. They were absolutely thrilled when they heard me say I was going to "UCF [submit a bug report against] a problem. They wished Portuguese allowed them to say things like that.)

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 5 years ago

    Helping damsels outta dis dress is a noble calling.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t have one in the house. They attract damselflies.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah girl. Stop waiting for Mr. Right and go look for him. The idiot could be stuck in a tree somewhere.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    But I was born to damsel…it’s the only thing I know…..dam!

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Damsell? Isn’t that what beaver realtors do?

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    So like where are her distressed jeans?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s not a profession. Its a lifestyle!

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    That’s right – blame the victim…

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    The pay is ok and I’m only staying with Disney until I finish school.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Being locked up in towers, kidnapped by dragons, why would she want to give that up?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    As a Damsel, it was predistressed [predestined].

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