Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 25, 2020

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I would go for…..“A big-boned Swedish lady”.

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 4 years ago

    My scale is broken! Every time I go on a diet it says I gained weight!!

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    WLG12037  over 4 years ago

    I remember when Garfield got on a Talking Scale and it told him he was the right weight…….for an aircraft carrier.

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    TurbosDad  over 4 years ago

    Or, “You’re the right weight…if you were 17 feet tall”…

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    You do have big bones! They’re draped with muscle, skin, and fat.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    “It’s just muscle mass,” I tell you!

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    Gentlemen, a bit of warning here. I’d leave this one strictly to the ladies. Being male myself, I am burrowing back into my hole now.

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    sew-so  over 4 years ago

    Hey, I really do have big bones, the doctors agree!

    However, there are no bones in the area of my abdomen – I’m still fat. Just not quite as fat as the scales suggest. Not QUITE. Still fat.

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    dsjwriter  over 4 years ago

    I woman I know says she’s heavy because she retains water. Of course, the Hoover Dam also retains water,

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