I would go for…..“A big-boned Swedish lady”.
My scale is broken! Every time I go on a diet it says I gained weight!!
I remember when Garfield got on a Talking Scale and it told him he was the right weight…….for an aircraft carrier.
Or, “You’re the right weight…if you were 17 feet tall”…
You do have big bones! They’re draped with muscle, skin, and fat.
“It’s just muscle mass,” I tell you!
Gentlemen, a bit of warning here. I’d leave this one strictly to the ladies. Being male myself, I am burrowing back into my hole now.
Hey, I really do have big bones, the doctors agree!
However, there are no bones in the area of my abdomen – I’m still fat. Just not quite as fat as the scales suggest. Not QUITE. Still fat.
I woman I know says she’s heavy because she retains water. Of course, the Hoover Dam also retains water,
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago
I would go for…..“A big-boned Swedish lady”.
Great Wizard Nala over 4 years ago
My scale is broken! Every time I go on a diet it says I gained weight!!
WLG12037 over 4 years ago
I remember when Garfield got on a Talking Scale and it told him he was the right weight…….for an aircraft carrier.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
Or, “You’re the right weight…if you were 17 feet tall”…
Michael G. over 4 years ago
You do have big bones! They’re draped with muscle, skin, and fat.
Linguist over 4 years ago
“It’s just muscle mass,” I tell you!
Bookworm over 4 years ago
Gentlemen, a bit of warning here. I’d leave this one strictly to the ladies. Being male myself, I am burrowing back into my hole now.
sew-so over 4 years ago
Hey, I really do have big bones, the doctors agree!
However, there are no bones in the area of my abdomen – I’m still fat. Just not quite as fat as the scales suggest. Not QUITE. Still fat.
dsjwriter over 4 years ago
I woman I know says she’s heavy because she retains water. Of course, the Hoover Dam also retains water,