Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 17, 2020

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    willispate  almost 5 years ago

    like father, like son.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  almost 5 years ago

    That ship has sailed, Ralph……

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m even worse. Valentine’s Day is also my wife’s birthday. I forgot to say Happy Birthday.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    You’re going to have to buy MORE than a card, Ralph!

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a big world. There is always going to be someone better at doing a certain thing than you are.

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    therese_callahan2002  almost 5 years ago

    I saw leftover valentines at a CVS yesterday.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 5 years ago

    They’re over in the clearance section. Win win!

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    shamino  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, stores don’t stock cards after the end of the holiday. I have that issue every year. Due to distance and schedules, I rarely see my family during the major holidays, but a few weeks later. So I often buy gifts later in order to avoid the crowds and maybe find a good sale. But I have to remember to buy the cards on schedule, because there won’t be any left when I do my shopping.

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    Grutzi  almost 5 years ago

    Restaurants were running dinner specials at only twice the price of regular ones and the lines at the restaurants were out the door. Every store had flower displays right by the door. It’s simply not a holiday that you can miss.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 5 years ago

    Dead man shopping………….

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    Was Ralph planning on buying a whole shopping cart full?

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He forgot Valentine’s Day and didn’t realize it for three days? Guess it also hasn’t occurred to him to ask why his wife hasn’t spoken to him for that same time period.

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    locake  almost 5 years ago

    Do any long-married people really celebrate Valentine’s Day? We don’t.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Sporting goods. A sleeping bag works well on the couch or in the doghouse.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    You’re even givin’ Brutus, the real born loser, a run for his money. Both of you.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You’re in luck! Barry Manilow tickets are on sale now!

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    lordhoff  almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t that a copy-right infringement? :)

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    To be fair, it wasn’t really Norman’s fault. He tried to get Wendy to leave, but, she persisted, and Echo’s arrival was just bad timing.

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    Rhetorical_Question   almost 5 years ago

    Norm is not a loser! Fate did it!

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