Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 15, 2020

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    wldhrsy2luv  over 4 years ago

    Aww.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    I hate it when I flub a greeting.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    That beer wouldn’t have to walk if he had a roller coaster.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    I still prefer the original. Who won F1 Championship 1984? Lauda. No I said who won the Championship. LAUDA are you deaf or something?

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    He flubbed his pickup line.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Opppps! He’s lost his head….

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Just the beer talking…

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Oh, messed up in the worst possible way!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That beer just never seems to get a head.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    ‘Fumblemouth’ is what ales him.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    He’s lucky he didn’t get a drink thrown in his face.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I love the beer face palm!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Are there two suds to this issue?

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    spelling counts

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Lager then life!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Could’a’ been worse. He could have asked “Are you stout?”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Or if he was scared, a pale ale?

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Beer shaming! Shameful!

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    She aleing now.

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    JHL1  over 4 years ago

    The delivery wasn’t as good as the draft.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, she is not a Dunkel in Distress

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sorry, none of this makes sense.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    I’ve heard of meeting OVER drinks, but…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The difference one letter makes. Now she’s foaming at the mouth.

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    flingebunt  almost 4 years ago

    Exactly what is the pickup line “Are you a lager?” “Because you quench my thirst on a hot day”

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    wordsmeet  almost 2 years ago

    I like big glasses and I cannot lie… :D

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