Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 22, 2020

What do yo hunt with a rifle like the…Kentucky Colonels?

In Canada we used to have a Chicken Cannon that would protect the nation but it sadly no longer exists.

Tested and certified by Charlie Sheen.

One of my favorite Scary Garys. I’ve had it on my refrigerator for years.

C’mon, give it a shot, Gary! What, you chicken?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGpxhelVWSk

Doug Savage should borrow that for his comic. LOADS of potential.

Use that rifle in public and you’ll run a foul of the law

How fast did the chicken cross the road?

It’s the most fun way to get them into jet engines.

NEEDS WORK Leo !!!!! lol

Leopold is so clucked up….BAAAAAAGAAAAAAWK

Mythbusters probably would let Leo use their cannon.

No rifling.

Not griping, just noting.

That weapon is working at beak performance.

It ejects an eggshell when fired.

Why do I see Mr. Carlson (Actor Gordon Jump), standing there going "For the life of me I thought Chickens could fly!

I love the salmon cannon that they had on John Oliver

Want

Looks like that chicken is related to Marty Feldman.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=79AFD2645D16242D1FAD88B50346B8C98D0E532C&thid=OIP.ud7F7UPJW9MHlFrqj6quOgHaLL&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTIwMjA5ODc4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDEwOTg2.V1.jpg&exph=732&expw=485&q=marty+feldman&selectedindex=4&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=0,1,2,3,4,6,8,10&ccid=ud7F7UPJ&simid=608036638459497293&sim=11

That’s really aiming high, Leopold. How many chickens does it take to bring down your prey?

Someone’s gonna get a pullet surprise.

Reminds me of one of the weapons in the game Redneck Rampage, a crossbow that shoots chickens with dynamite shoved up their egg-hole. https://i.imgur.com/c4aJrbN.jpg