Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2020

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gotcha!

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    Is it OK to tweet this joke to someone ?

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    This was my kid’s favorite K-K joke when he first discovered “jokes”. That was forty or more years ago. And yeah, he did it that way ‘cause he couldn’t remember how it was supposed to work.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    If she had thought faster, she could have thrown out any old answer. : Zebra : Zebra who? : Zebra who is wondering what the punchline to this joke is.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    They’re very similar. They both involve assumptions about things that you know you’re never going to understand the reason.

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    Cheapskate0  almost 5 years ago

    I first heard this joke on a radio program from the 1940s. An oldie but goodie!

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    lee85736  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Dad got Danae twice—I wonder if he planned it that way.

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    ChristopherHeckman  almost 5 years ago

    My favorite K-K joke is: “Knock!” “Who’s there?” “Opportunity!”

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    ConnieEmbury1  almost 5 years ago

    How to answer the Joke! “Knock Knock” “Come in.”

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    222jo  almost 5 years ago

    Knock, knock…

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    in.amongst  almost 5 years ago

    OK, i did not understand this. At the expense of ruining it… will someone kindly explain this to me.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    A case of “what goes around, comes …” oh, well you know how it goes.

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    jimchronister2016  almost 5 years ago

    God and man know that the truth!

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    dot-the-I  almost 5 years ago

    In confessing I got caught like Ms. D, I was then thinking that Dad’s smile conveyed, “Nobody is here. I’m keeping my social distance from you.”

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    e.groves  almost 5 years ago

    I’m 75 and that joke was old when I was a kid.

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    charlp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A delightful twist on a classic joke! Well done!

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    b.john71  almost 5 years ago

    Attention; The rest of March has been cancelled. Come back April 1 to see if the world still exists. April fools came early.

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    Jimmyk939  almost 5 years ago

    Told this to my 6 year old Greatgrandson. He screamed with laughter.Knock, knock.Who’s there?Europe.Europe who?No! You’re a poo!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I always liked the old ‘How do you keep an idiot in suspense?’ joke.

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    Vangoghdog01  almost 5 years ago

    “Anyone who says they understand quantum physics, doesn’t understand quantum physics” – Richard Feynman

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    David Henderson  almost 5 years ago

    OK, maybe I am a little slow today but can some one explain this to me?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The response: “Here’s a knock-knock joke – you start it.” “Okay, knock knock.” “Who’s there? (smirk.)” “Orange.” “Orange who?” “Orange ya sorry I’ve heard that one already?”

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    Knock, knock.

    Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey.

    Who’s there.

    Yes.

    No, that’s Jon Anderson.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    I had a family member who could never remember the punch line. Annoying, yet endearing.

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    Mario500  almost 5 years ago

    If I were the character in the cartoon saying, “KNOCK KNOCK”, I would had said “WHO?” in response to being asked, “WHO’S THERE?” by its other characters.

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 5 years ago

    Danae’s such a easy mark, it’s what makes her so special to me. That and her little skull that forms when she gets angry or frustrated.

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    ldscottconsultingllc  almost 5 years ago

    Originally, this was the World War 3 knock knock. Works for covid 19 as well.

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    Kali  almost 5 years ago

    Knock knock!

    Who’s there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor Who?

    That’s right!

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    dsjwriter  almost 5 years ago

    That joke is related to this one:“How do you keep an idiot in suspense?”After a negative response.“I’ll tell you tomorrow.”

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    I think I remember that one from about 50 years ago.

    I never did find out Who was there.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Danae’s forelock reminds me of the Mongol leaders, notably Genghis Khan. Google his images…

    https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-famous-people/genghis-khan-biography-0010873

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    JasonBall  almost 5 years ago

    This was a meme recently.

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