Close to Home by John McPherson for February 17, 2020

Sorry ladies i don’t see you making it back to your ship.

Pirates have their own concept of quarantine protocols

If you’re lucky they’ll find a piece of your mind. My guess is there won’t even be that.

Must be very ugly women.

I see the corona virus has hit Emerald Cruise Lines…

Which piece?

Bleeb makes quite the swashbuckler…

From the sound of her I’m thinking that sort a talk is why the only women for miles around are walking the plank.

Let charming Beauty’s health go round,

In whom celestial joys are found;

And may confusion still pursue,

The senseless woman hating crew,

And they those woman’s health deny;

Down among the dead men

Down among the dead men,

Down, down, down, down

Down among the dead men let them lie.

I thought “planking” had come and gone as a thing?

Look on the bright side: As far as we know, Thelma & Louise are still alive!

talk about optimism

Who in their right mind would make ladies walk the plank in the middle of nowhere and with nothing to do?

? a bunch or pirates and not one of them has an I patch or a missing limb??

Aaaarrrrrhhh! Avast me mateys! Splice the main brace and gather them scallawags then hang ’em from the yardarm! Them cleave ’em to the brisket and feed ’em to the fishes! Aaaarrrrhhh! Oh, and um, the cruise director has refunded your Lido deck and Wi-Fi passes and comp’d your buffet.

Look like that shark’s gonna get a piece of your mind too… and piece of your leg, and your arm, and your torso…

Bleeb apparently has a violent side he has never displayed before.

Johnny Carson used to say, “buy the premise, buy the bit”…I have a little trouble buying the premise that all these pirates could think to do with these captives was to have them “walk the plank”…

I guess they didn’t provide the entertainment they were looking for.

Still Looking For The Lost Wizard!!!!!!!!! :)

Boy that’s an Itelligent Looking Crew, getting rid of what appears to be the Only Women on the Ship at that, I wonder what their Combined I.Q.’s would add up to ? Good Looking Bunch too. :-)

Probably giving a piece of your mind got you here.

Nice to see ol’ Bleeb all decked out … or is it Poop decked out? :>)

Seriously? A bunch of sex-starved sailors throw two women overboard?