Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 16, 2020

Ponch is an idiot! Who knew?

Prince Pincho! hahahahahahahahaha! :-) :-)

And I thought I had an active fantasy life!

Chazz [To Himself]: “And now I walk slowly away from the couch”.

Or you could have been roadkill. Count your blessings.

Chazz some things are best left unmoved ;-)

Carmen’s cat’s have dosed Poncho’s kibble with Extra-strength Catnip!

No, Poncho, you couldn’t have been king of the lobsters. Working at The Red Lobster? Maybe.

“I do not control the speed at which lobsters die”

I could have been a contender. I could’ve been somebody.

Confused, me. Not sure if King of the Lobsters is a good thing or a bad thing for a dog. I suppose king of anything is a positive. Probably.

Should have named him Porcho

This is the first I’ve heard of Poncho’s backstory.

Almost feels like “King of the Mole People”.

The lobster master will probably not feed him Kibbles.

So long as he ended up with somebody. That’s the main thing.

Sorry I’m late, everybody. Was working at the grocery store until closing time and did some of the clean up after closing. Clocked out at 2345 and zonked out until 0030. At least it wasn’t as mayem-like as Saturday and Friday.

Heir to the crustacean throne, huh?

Dream on…you silly dog…you might have ended up as king of the cockroaches…

Is it too late to put him back?…

Shouldn’t have let him watch Aquaman.

For about 3 minutes or however long you could hold your breath…

That would be the logical alternative.