Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 12, 2020

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …Love is never having to say you’re sorry…

    …yes, your beard does smell like fish…

    …paper mill bleed over…

    …the Froglandia boarder with Love Is is sometimes strained…

    …and you flip them over there’s a girl’s face…

    … What gives Pinocchio Giants a Woody?…

    …tell them that they are are real boy…

    …love is a nose but you better not pick it…

    …it only grows when it’s full of slime…

    …Captain’s log 3.1415: the cream in the natives’ coffee seems to have gone bad…

    …yes, Valentine’s Day is coming soon…

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    Love is a steaming plate of haggis with neeps and tatties.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 5 years ago

    So, are we to believe those logs are in the water? Who’s face?

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 5 years ago

    Those logs are under arrest for breaking the laws of physics.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Looks to me like they’re dredging the Arizona off the bottom of Pearl Harbor. And these reclamation experts always like an appreciative audience. Don’t we all?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    Tsk, tsk, Tee. I’m genuinely sorry that Love Is … has an Apple iTunes’ app and Frog Applause doesn’t, but jealousy still does not become You.

    Let it go. Let … It … Go …

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    I see Frog Applause has logged into the mainstream and hit a comics vein.

    Is that Mussolini in the front right?

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Log rolling in the colon balloon hits Love Is for the score in tadpole contest..

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Get along little Adobe … Does Teresa have the latest version of Photoshop …?

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    Buoy  almost 5 years ago

    Love is a bitch of a stain to get out, especially when it has polluted the water like an oil slick. Best to call in the Bathmat Hazmat Unit. If they can deal with explosive plumage, they should be able to deal with this.

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    Buoy  almost 5 years ago

    Are you standing on an effluent pipe, or are you just happy to see me?

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    garrodwilbur  almost 5 years ago

    The effluent pipe is R trade mark protected

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    lumbering love

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    The current currently produces approximately four Love Is faces every second, according to teams of trained and cantilevered Froglandian Observers. Additionally, they have channeled the heads into a single beaching, where they may be collected for study and dissection. Please consult you local “Dexter” for details.

    Froglandia’s finest professionals!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Alight yoose guys,my gurlfriend …… my lover is up the stream see see …

    I nwon her back and I want her back like pronto ….

    she is all I got and I ain’t got no mooorr

    there will be no moon or stars in the night and I amm not getting far ..

    I am headed the wong way mr. japineese….

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    ransomknotts  almost 5 years ago

    Those look like floating LOVE IS… bath mats from the Froglandian Bath Mat Factory to me. Look closely. They might be irregulars. That LOVE IS… guy’s widow’s peak might be too far down on his forehead or his nostril circumference might be all wrong. I’ve heard that the standards are very high at the bath mat factory.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    The love just keeps on coming here!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …happy V.D. y’all…

    …the Glumdalclitch cave was about to be explored for the 2nd time and they were looking for wood for the journey…

    … Nirvana is a Heart-Shaped Box…

    …you promised me a rose garden but you didn’t tell me about all the pricks in it…

    …an unused scene from the Clone Wars…

    …the magical wood from the Froglandia Pizzeria tree gives you visions of the future if you stand on it long enough…

    …used mostly in Tv rooms…

    …what trees brake is worse than its bite?…

    …the dogwood…

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