Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    One would think Goat would know better than to call Rat in a situation like this.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    It’s so cold with nobody to hold me / You’re so wrong for leaving when you told me / You would never leave me by myself / Out in the middle of nowhere / Now I’m lost / Trying to make it on my own / I thought I could never do this, / But now I’m walking by myself / Out in the middle of nowhere …

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    The Moose Group  almost 5 years ago

    If you look around you might find Spike

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe he should call Zeeba, these hoofed guys help each other out.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    The nice thing about nowhere is that any direction you go will be somewhere.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    I had no idea that Paris was in the middle of a desert.

    (Only true PB4S fans will get that.)

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if Pastis is deliberately channeling the whole gun problem here…

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    Robin Harwood  almost 5 years ago

    And we all know what use thoughts and prayers are.

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    Rat prays ?

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Saguaro cactus, that kind of narrows where he is.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Goat needs a more reliable go-to.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Much worse than being on the edge of nowhere.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Sure, if life was Facebook.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Goat if this happens again tell Rat there is a case of Beer for coming to get you ! … Croc Power !

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    No navigation on his phone?

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    unfair.de  almost 5 years ago

    In the fourth panel the truck of Thoughts’n’Prayers Towing inc. arrives at Goat’s car…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Goats thinking ….you know what you can do RAT, with your thoughts and prayers don’t ya? Sigh

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    lv2sew  almost 5 years ago

    Pretty much nailed the problem with the American church- mired in politics rather than looking for ways to help those around them, actually loving their neighbors.

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    David Henderson  almost 5 years ago

    Had a man once bring a trimmer into the shop to get worked on. When he came to pick it up and I told him the bill he just said “And God will bless you.” Picked up the trimmer and headed to the door. I yelled at him “You still have to pay the bill!” He just looked at me dumb founded. He said again “And God will bless you.” and turned to the door. I said “If you go out that door with the trimmer without paying I am calling the police.” He looked so confused. He laid the trimmer down and walked out. Some one else came later and paid the bill. He really though that stupid saying was going to cover his bill.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    You jerk. Maybe Goat should call Zebra.

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    eolan59  almost 5 years ago

    Rat should run for the Senate, that’s their standard response whenever there is a disaster

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    Geophyzz  almost 5 years ago

    “If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, ‘Go in peace, be warmed and filled’, without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that?” James 2:15-16

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Or really caring.

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    Future Reuben Recipient  almost 5 years ago

    If he’s stranded in the middle of nowhere, how does he have cell service?

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    InuYugiHakusho  almost 5 years ago

    Goat’s mistake was calling Rat for help.

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Funny thing is, Pig would’ve said the same thing but without realizing the sarcasm.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    LOL! Rat, is such a great friend! Uh, where exactly was, Goat traveling to??

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    lv2sew  almost 5 years ago

    Beam him up, Scotty, beam him up!!!!!

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    braindead Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Now we know what to do about the Coronavirus.

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    tims145  almost 5 years ago

    Well, I guess I’m really beating this dead horse even more, but I’m still going to observe that as useless as “Prayers” are to the suffering, “Thoughts” are even less useful.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’d make a great politician. Because that is all that most of their promises amount to.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    Click the like button. That’s even easier.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    I did the same for a co-worker stuck on Chicago I-Roads during a major blizzard. I just hoped her I-Pass wasn’t tracking her. Eventually she just ran out of gas idling.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Part is, not wanting to be conspicuous by your absence.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why would you call Rat? You need help …

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    knight1192a  almost 5 years ago

    And yet if the roles were reversed Rat would take a bat to Goat when he managed to get back.

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    Kip Williams  almost 5 years ago

    If you really, really care, you throw rolls of paper towels.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    In Rat’s case, it’s definitely an improvement over “getting up”….

    Say something, Pig. Anything!

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    Spooky D Cat  almost 5 years ago

    Thoughts and prayers… It seems like you most commonly hear politicians say that when there is a mass shooting.

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    Eric S   almost 5 years ago

    you know this comic really pissed me off at first, and I’m glad I didn’t have a chance to respond until now. But the world mocks Christians for thoughts and prayers because indeed too many of us only offer thoughts and prayers. The reality is we Christians are supposed to be the first responders. We should be so busy that we should simply reply, we didn’t have time for thoughts and prayers we were too busy responding to what God told us to do in the first place.

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    Sapphire Sword   almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of that president rat strip…

    That plane crash?Send them our thoughts & prayersThe shootings?Thoughts and prayers.Climate change protest? THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

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    PBS1!  over 4 years ago

    Was Goat driving through the world of Krazy Kat?

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    dodmonk10  almost 4 years ago

    rats thoughts and prayers: please let goat die in the middle of the desert

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    Da Cat Guy  over 2 years ago

    Oddly, I sometimes hope I get into a situation like the one Goat is in, so I can put my problem-solving skills to the test.

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    ....!!!!!  over 2 years ago

    Lol

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