The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    “Do That to Me One More Time, and you’ll be in for a lot of Lonely Nights here while I Shop Around.”

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just remember his real last name was Dragon.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s great, now sing it!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  almost 5 years ago

    Good on you, Google, for bringing up the real name of the duo when searching for ‘Captain & Toenail’!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ♫ “You Need A Pedi Tonight…” ♫

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    Quabaculta  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like a job for The Toe Bro’!

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    jonlaw  almost 5 years ago

    Nailed it!

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    Ubintold  almost 5 years ago

    These lyrics wouldn’t have made the top 10.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mr. Hilburn needs to apologize to Neil Sedaka, and thank the gods for the Fair Use rule!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    But, he likes to claw his way ……ewwww

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    eddie6192  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve got that song in my head for the last hour.

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    StratmanRon  almost 5 years ago

    Inspired!

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    Al Nala  almost 5 years ago

    Ouchy, ouchy, OUCH.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Funny! A great duo. That last part of their life was…sad. Love didn’t keep them together.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Forever, or at least til they grow out again.

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    fredtfredt  almost 5 years ago

    Stop the pop ups

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    sandflea  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like the Captain IS the Toenail.

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    namelocdet  almost 5 years ago

    Admit it… you could hear Toni Tennille singing those lines in your head.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    We’ve only just bunion.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Those are some wicked claws there.

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    gsteele531  almost 5 years ago

    Blood – blood will stick us together . . .

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    ZeebaNeighba1985  almost 5 years ago

    Do that toe thing one more time. Once is never enough with a foot like you.

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