The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2020

“Do That to Me One More Time, and you’ll be in for a lot of Lonely Nights here while I Shop Around.”

Just remember his real last name was Dragon.

That’s great, now sing it!

Good on you, Google, for bringing up the real name of the duo when searching for ‘Captain & Toenail’!

♫ “You Need A Pedi Tonight…” ♫

Looks like a job for The Toe Bro’!

Nailed it!

These lyrics wouldn’t have made the top 10.

Mr. Hilburn needs to apologize to Neil Sedaka, and thank the gods for the Fair Use rule!

But, he likes to claw his way ……ewwww

I’ve got that song in my head for the last hour.

Inspired!

Ouchy, ouchy, OUCH.

Funny! A great duo. That last part of their life was…sad. Love didn’t keep them together.

Forever, or at least til they grow out again.

Stop the pop ups

Looks like the Captain IS the Toenail.

Admit it… you could hear Toni Tennille singing those lines in your head.

We’ve only just bunion.

Those are some wicked claws there.

Blood – blood will stick us together . . .

Do that toe thing one more time. Once is never enough with a foot like you.