Mark Twain said “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Hoo Boy.
The “Golfers” aren’t going to be “happy” with today’s Strip.
golf spelled backward is “flog”, which is what they do to the ground while trying to golf!
Some simple thoughts come to the fore…
In ancient days, men beat the ground with sticks and swore oaths. Today we call it golf.
FORE!
Simple is as simple does.
I think, after sex and bodily functions, there are more jokes about golf than anything else.
Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down
What’s “funny” is who gets the greater enjoyment out of the activity. :-)
Hey, if you have a couple of hours to kill and your not quite dead yet, golf is a great time waster until you are.
Someone asked me if I wanted to go play golf. I asked was it air conditioned ?
OH, MAN! Talk about lack of self-awareness. . .This one’s a keeper!
Just have to have the ball’s for it.
I’m sure the dog is thinking the same about them.
Well, the duffers do keep score, while the TV audience dozes.
When I’m asked if I play golf, I say I’m waiting for my first heart attack.
“That’s different.”
Simple minds think alike.
And now Wolfie will retrieve their golf balls.
To be fair, there’s a lot more involved in moving a golf ball around a golf course than just picking it up and throwing it.
Each hole is a bit different from the next.
viperfuel60 almost 5 years ago
Mark Twain said “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hoo Boy.
The “Golfers” aren’t going to be “happy” with today’s Strip.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
golf spelled backward is “flog”, which is what they do to the ground while trying to golf!
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Some simple thoughts come to the fore…
dflak almost 5 years ago
In ancient days, men beat the ground with sticks and swore oaths. Today we call it golf.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
FORE!
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
Simple is as simple does.
Skeptical Meg almost 5 years ago
I think, after sex and bodily functions, there are more jokes about golf than anything else.
redback almost 5 years ago
Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
What’s “funny” is who gets the greater enjoyment out of the activity. :-)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hey, if you have a couple of hours to kill and your not quite dead yet, golf is a great time waster until you are.
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
Someone asked me if I wanted to go play golf. I asked was it air conditioned ?
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
OH, MAN! Talk about lack of self-awareness. . .This one’s a keeper!
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f almost 5 years ago
Just have to have the ball’s for it.
Ryan B Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m sure the dog is thinking the same about them.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Well, the duffers do keep score, while the TV audience dozes.
Bruce388 almost 5 years ago
When I’m asked if I play golf, I say I’m waiting for my first heart attack.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“That’s different.”
eladee AKA Wally almost 5 years ago
Simple minds think alike.
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And now Wolfie will retrieve their golf balls.
Jim G Premium Member almost 5 years ago
To be fair, there’s a lot more involved in moving a golf ball around a golf course than just picking it up and throwing it.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Each hole is a bit different from the next.