Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 22, 2020

not exactly Pulitzer material, is it?

Keep the story exciting, throw in a few hoo hoo hoos and hee hee hees.

Is that a spin off from the bunny wunnies?

Then they saw a giant carrot and in unison, they all said whoa.

I hear laughter in the rain.

Woe betide me! :D

“Mirth and Woe”…Snoopy’s version of “War and Peace”?

For the rest of the story: “waa, waa”, etc.

Then they added “Ho Ho Ho, and a couple of Tra-La-Las!”

But then Blue Bunny and her sister Blah hopped sadly into the room. “Oh woe is us”, they sobbed. “Woe, woe, woe”.

Sounds vaguely Shakespearean…so it was probably Sir Francis Bacon.

Snoopy pushes away the typewriter…“Bacon? Did someone say BACON?”

How about a tale of mirth and Ho for our sequestered times? Ho Ho Ho the little bunnies giggled. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho.

Snoopy just loves bunnies.

Sequel: “Rollicking Rabbits”

And then one of the bunnies stubbed a toe. “WOE” said the bunny.

Thompson’s fate is the woe.

The only things of real interest in a bunny’s life involve reproducing and being eaten by a predator. Neither is suitable for a kid’s story.

Skip the woe. We all know what it feels like,

Whoah.

Woe is me

I’d say the mirth is boring Snoopy out of his creative juices.

I see a lot of “Hahas”. Sure a certain clown with green hair, white skin, and a red rictus grin didn’t inspire you to write this?

“Poor Moe!”

“Oh woe is Moe!”

“Oh woe is you!” WHACK

Looks like another “laughable” effort from Snoopy! d;o)

Playboy bunnies might laugh a lot.

I think James A. Michener started this way.