Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 09, 2020

Ohh geeez. . . .they gave birth to a spork!

Time for Ned to find a dish to run away with.

I know a man who, with his two siblings, had their DNA tested and learned they had three different fathers. As he put it, “Well, it WAS the ’60s.”

Forky!

Well, it wasn’t Mac the Knife.

Judging by the haircut Bart Simpson might have to do something with that.

She was forking around I see.

I want to give a “Like” to the squirrel’s comment.

Like Ned has any room to judge. Why, that kinky bastard’s had a thing going on the side with a Swiss Army knife for years.

Looks like she was forking around

It all started with some innocent spooning…

Felt like a knife in him.

Must a have been a spork in the cutlery drawer.

He has his dad’s hair !

Ah, look a wee spork.

Well, the kid will definitely have a great shot at a career in Taco Bell commercials.

Time to call “Maury”.

Well, you got sporked!!!

She was phorking around again.

I have heard that spooning can lead to forking…

…she got forked?

wonder what sporked his suspicions…

Well, she always said – paraphrasing Yogi Berra – “If you come to a fork in the road…”