Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 26, 2020

Who else remembers the old Yellow Pages “If it’s out there, it’s in here” ads? “Fishing tackle” was, to my memory, the first one.

Quick — writer’s option!

Ralph, MOVE!

The only thing worse in these times for writers would be “face masking.”

Hey! Who moved the goal posts? HYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAH

“I could not think of what to write about, when suddenly it hit me…”

He needs to find his Writer’s center".

Terry Tate: Comic One-linerbacker

If he needs a block and tackle, his characters must have some heavy issues.

15 yards, personal foul. Blindsiding an opponent.

Reminded me of this comic: https://xkcd.com/1403/

Yes there is, being a Jet’s quarterback, the out come is the same.

I don’t get writer’s block. I have the opposite problem.

I was thinking of becoming a writer, but now, I think I’ll pass.

He should probably turn off his puter’s “I’m going to shut down” countdown announcement.