Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2020

Henry is upgrading his toys.

I’ve seen dogs chase cars, but I’ve never seen a pet that retrieved them.

Driver: “Train him to put this carriage down gently! I have 14 more payments to make!”

Need a lift?

great…now I’m thinking of those “mayhem like me” commercials with Tina Fey and that other guy who has been there for years!

what happened to the horses that were pulling the carriage ?

Yeah, sometimes they bring back what they want to instead of what you throw. Mine brought back a bunny once.

Another laugh out loud. . .

If he’s in training where are the newspapers on the ground.

Henry never "stick"s to the script!

Reminds me of an old Cheech and Chong bit. They were voicing a couple of dogs talking about how chasing cars caused brain damage. Cheech was skeptical and said, “Getting brain damage from car exhaust?” To which Chong replied, “No, getting brain damage when the rear wheel runs over your head”.

I suppose Wells Fargo is going to start blaming dragons for their problems?

Henry needs to be COACHED!

The eye sight a bit off too.

Old joke about a dog chasing a guys car. He decides to stop, to see what the dog would do if it actually caught up. He found out. Now he has to clean that liquid yellow stain off his tire.

He’s so proud of himself!