Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 02, 2020

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    One time, my doctor told me to get myself a girlfriend. I asked for a prescription. He almost did, but then stopped himself and said it would probably be illegal.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I took a personality test but it came back negative.

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    hfergus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My personality test came back showing I was in a group that consisted of less than 3 percent of people tested. Explains so much.

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    Nuliajuk  over 4 years ago

    It’s been a really long time since I worked for a company that did this sort of thing. I’m surprised that they still want to spend money on such things.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    I failed a personality test in junior high. Nobody has a usable personality in junior high. The teacher showed me the answer key and told me to go back through the test and see which ones I wanted to change.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    I just remembered that Scott himself made a bar graph that looked like it was giving the finger. To Rick.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Anyone decipher the guy’s shirt?

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