I’m not asking you to read my fewking fortune! I just spent the past three hours babysitting the three hellspawn you call children! One of them bit me on the shoulder! I want my fewking money!
Hmmmm…not too sure about this, but you should maybe sell your house and buy a boat. Oh, wait a minute….sell your mouse and buy a goat! Yeah, that’s it!
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works by him have been used here.
has the prior (I’ve added 3 artist info URLs to what my comment there listed).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2395 (March 1, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
I guess it’s okay to take a day off, but how hard is it to rip off some dead artist’s work, add a snarky caption, and publish it as your own creative work?
Do you have a legal team to ensure the art is public-domain? Or do you just wait for Disney lawyers to come after you if a Bambi-like image appears? :-)
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
“In your future I see hand moisturizer.”
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Hmmm, I’ve never seen hairs here before. What could that mean?”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I see your next husband will meet an untimely end like your last one. I’ll just be backing away now.”
Papared25 over 4 years ago
“Whoa momma! With a life line like that I’m gonna have to insist on payment in advance!”
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Yes, that is the fairest hand in all the land, Lady Macbeth. Now, if we could but get that damned spot out….
Buzzworld over 4 years ago
“Make sure you wash your hands often. That’s how we can slow the spread of the Coronavirus.”
rmremail over 4 years ago
I’m not asking you to read my fewking fortune! I just spent the past three hours babysitting the three hellspawn you call children! One of them bit me on the shoulder! I want my fewking money!
J Short over 4 years ago
It was a sad and embarrassing situation when Kim, the manicurist, started showing signs of dementia.
bobpeters61 over 4 years ago
You want your palm red? Slap the wall repeatedly.
Reader over 4 years ago
Still trying to palm herself off as a seer, though everyone knew she needed glasses.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
He told pretty girls he could read palms, then he’d work his way up from there.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
“I see a bad mons arising. I see trouble on the way.” (With apologies to John Fogerty and CCR. Bad Moon Rising – 1969.)
prrdh over 4 years ago
“All the channels are clogged with political stuff.”
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
She spit in my hand and then we did a pinky swear.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
“Sorry, Susan – the only way to lose those calluses is to give up the free weights.”
Linguist over 4 years ago
Genvieve’s Exotic Hand Massage Parlor was a hit with the ladies, as well as the gentlemen.
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Duh, what do I do now?
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
The future cannot be divined/ as scientists frequently find/ yet she still had no qualms/ about reading their palms / ..and nobody seemed to mind .
pkdphd over 4 years ago
“I don’t want my palm read—can you spare some change?”
jel354 over 4 years ago
The fortune teller probably spotted a lot of dirt and mud.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Probably still faster than the Iowa computers…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
Madge, the manicurist, will recommend that she soak in Palmolive.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 4 years ago
“My, what a dirty hand”. “If you think that one is dirty, wait until you see the left one.”
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hmmmm…not too sure about this, but you should maybe sell your house and buy a boat. Oh, wait a minute….sell your mouse and buy a goat! Yeah, that’s it!
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Fortune Teller:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jacques-Louis_David_-_The_Fortune_Teller_(La_Bonne_Aventure),_1824.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions has strip coloration.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/david_jacques-louis.html
http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/jdavid/jdavid_bio.htm
https://www.wikiart.org/en/jacques-louis-david
http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/538/jacques-louis-david-french-1748-1825/
http://www.artnet.com/artists/jacques-louis-david/
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/david_j/biograph.html
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1959
https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/40
http://www.all-art.org/history356-2.html
https://prabook.com/web/jacques-louis.david/3734339
http://hoocher.com/Jacques_Louis_David/Jacques_Louis_David.htm
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 7 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/10/12?comments=visible
has the prior (I’ve added 3 artist info URLs to what my comment there listed).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2395 (March 1, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
thebashfulone over 4 years ago
“Nuthin up my sleeve. . .”
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
“Let go of my hand and listen.. my right knocker goes ‘beep’ when I squeeze.. LISTEN.”
Another Take over 4 years ago
It is my professional opinion as your doctor that you have only 3 fingers on this hand.
d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago
meryman said “how can you read my fortune when you are always looking at my tits”’.
anomaly over 4 years ago
“Your life line is short. But the length of your home decor line is impressive.”
MS72 over 4 years ago
I guess it’s okay to take a day off, but how hard is it to rip off some dead artist’s work, add a snarky caption, and publish it as your own creative work?
Do you have a legal team to ensure the art is public-domain? Or do you just wait for Disney lawyers to come after you if a Bambi-like image appears? :-)
PatsyL.Paul over 4 years ago
“You’re right! They DO melt in your mouth and not in your hand!”