Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 09, 2020

Be patient, innocent one.

I dunno. I’ve been on radio, and I never once felt the need to tell the listeners that I was het.

Sorry, Mark, you took too long. Nowadays, that’s called clickbait.

Perfect example of keeping it sentimental and not cheesy.

It’s a shame they ran the grade inflation stroy 2 weeks ago. At the end of last week an economics teacher, a woman, was declared transphobic when she said that only women had periods and menopause. this was in response to a transgender (physically male) saying she hated her period.

I wonder if it will be cathartic. When people say things are cathartic they usually mean it is okay to let yourself go and do something embarrassing. Is there a word for, ‘go ahead and rip the band aid off the bottom of your foot.’?

Geraldoesque, what a descriptive word for hyperbole…

How would his sexual orientation matter to his listeners? Or rather why should it?

It’s all about you, eh Zonker?

You can do it in deep-sea diving suits slathered in automatic transmission fluid, with Wagner blaring in the helmets, and an Erma Bombeck book under the pillow. If its done with respect and honesty, its nobody else’s business.

Zonker has always been so Impatient.

“the love that dare not speak its name” became the love that won’t stop talking….

Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, polysexual. Just be yourself, everyone else is already taken.