Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 09, 2020

Tarzan, to the crocodile : “You’re luggage”.

Wally! Noooooooo! You killed the poor creature you jungle fiend!

Then, out of reflex, Tarzan yelled like Carol Burnett imitating Johnny Weismiller. Thereby letting the remaining bug boys where he and Betty were hiding.

Tarzan never thinks of talking to these animals and trying to get them to help. Old Crocky here could have carried the two to safety.

~I stand by my statement from yesterday…

Ow! My grotesque scaly body!

Betty thinks Tarzan wrestling a giant reptile is hawt!

sushi time!

Tarzan is definitely the “Stab first, ask questions later” kind of guy.

Slimy lizard?

The slimy lizard isn’t the only thing that quivered and collapsed

The “Slimy Lizard” looks a lot like the geckos that live around my yard. Given how fast reptiles reproduce, Tarzan should get out of there now.

Phallic art at its best.

The author should throw away his thesaurus, he seems to to throw out adjectives that may be in context, but a little over the top. A croc is not a lizard by any stretch of the imagination, nor are they slimy. But alas, it is all seeming poetic license.

Crocodiles are not slimy.

Did he have to jump in the water? Couldn’t they have just walked away?

That slimy crocodile creature didn’t last very long, surely not as long as the twit-brained idiot Betty Cole. Sad……….

Tarzan really needs to take a veterinarian with him. He runs into so many creatures that are slimy and shouldn’t be.

Tarzan used to be a Rodeo Cowboy, but he kept stabbing the bull and yoodling when it was over.