Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Followed by an insulin shot.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 4 years ago

    i give up! good job, be this guy

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Perfectly logical.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    Pig may be onto something. I believe I’ll have two slices of pizza, with a gap between them.

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    gbars70  over 4 years ago

    Goat needs new friends…

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    luvdafuneez  over 4 years ago

    I miss the crocs…

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    I get all the fruit I need from apple fritters.

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    favm  over 4 years ago

    So that’s why donuts have holes!

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    My kind of guy!

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    oldpine52  over 4 years ago

    I see that Rat has moved to Id.

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    aKG1  over 4 years ago

    Since Pig is a big lover of cheese by this logic Swiss must be what he mostly eats.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Anything you eat while standing up has no calories. I heard it on Facebook!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is what Pig say in panel #4 an innuendo or I am too preconceived ?

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Pig, Donuts have no calories when consumed by strong black coffee without added sugar.

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    kaffekup   over 4 years ago

    By my standards, he’s trying to lose weight.

    There’s only one donut.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    So Pig We hear you are friends with the Police … You both use the same Donut Shop ;-) … Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Pig seems to have 32 sweet teeth!

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    Hey, the Drabble strip for today also has a gag about there being no calories in the middle part of a donut. What gives?

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    Barry1941  over 4 years ago

    I think Pig might be on to something.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    There’s a hole in his logic.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Maple bars are unholy.

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    ForbesField  over 4 years ago

    The lesson: Don’t take diet advice from Ralph Drabble.

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    2Goldfish  over 4 years ago

    Must have coordinated with Ralph Drabble.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    20% less fat and calories

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    There aren’t any calories in cake, so I’ve heard.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    Pig must be on a sea food diet. He only eats food he sees.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    POOR PIG!

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    Radish...   over 4 years ago

    Pig should try these raspberry jelly filled doughnut holes I get at a little shop,

    its like putting a little doughnut in your mouth, I can eat a whole dozen easy.
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    Cary Rodda Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yay for maple bars!

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    phboles  over 4 years ago

    In today’s Drabble strip Ralph had the same thoughts about there not being any calories in the middle of a donut

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    LEOKEV  over 4 years ago

    Great line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, “I can eat as many of these as I want. My doctor says they have no nutritional value.”

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    KFC is now offering a fried piece of boneless chicken between two donuts. That’s very Paula Dean of them.

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    txmystic  over 4 years ago

    I love the crunch-top long johns, but a maple bar will do in pinch

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    Ermine Notyours  over 4 years ago

    Chick-fil-A has a hole in their schedule by being closed on Sundays. Therefore, Chick-fil-A has no calories.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Only eat the gluten-free whole grain kind.

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    phlash  over 4 years ago

    doughnuts are put in a special centrifuge. The calories, being lighter than everything else, get spun to the center and punched out. That’s why you should never eat ‘doughnut holes’

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    Kali  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, sounds like my diet….

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    Squoop  over 4 years ago

    I choose swiss cheese at the deli so I can get more slices per dollar.

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    Moon57Shine  over 4 years ago

    Is that hole in the middle “empty calories?”

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    Diver Dan  over 4 years ago

    Same joke as Drabble. What are the chances???!!!

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    MaryLindaStrotkamp  over 4 years ago

    Do you and Kevin Fagan work at the same desk?

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    burke129529  over 4 years ago

    Any time one of us wanted something sweet or a snack before a meal and Momma or my Aunt said no, my uncle would bring us doughnut holes. His reasoning was, “Everyone knows the hole has no calories – there’s nothing there for the calories to hang onto!”

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Pig’s logic is less rigid than blubbery….

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    ChristopherHeckman  over 4 years ago

    Drabble had the same joke!

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    Sapphire Sword   over 4 years ago

    It takes more calories to digest celery than eating it gives you.The only downside is that it tastes like solid lettuce.

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    Huggybearojb  over 1 year ago

    eat less protein.

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