doughnuts are put in a special centrifuge. The calories, being lighter than everything else, get spun to the center and punched out. That’s why you should never eat ‘doughnut holes’
Any time one of us wanted something sweet or a snack before a meal and Momma or my Aunt said no, my uncle would bring us doughnut holes. His reasoning was, “Everyone knows the hole has no calories – there’s nothing there for the calories to hang onto!”
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Followed by an insulin shot.
DanielRyanMulligan over 4 years ago
i give up! good job, be this guy
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Perfectly logical.
Sherlock Watson over 4 years ago
Pig may be onto something. I believe I’ll have two slices of pizza, with a gap between them.
gbars70 over 4 years ago
Goat needs new friends…
luvdafuneez over 4 years ago
I miss the crocs…
sirbadger over 4 years ago
I get all the fruit I need from apple fritters.
favm over 4 years ago
So that’s why donuts have holes!
Leojim over 4 years ago
My kind of guy!
oldpine52 over 4 years ago
I see that Rat has moved to Id.
aKG1 over 4 years ago
Since Pig is a big lover of cheese by this logic Swiss must be what he mostly eats.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Anything you eat while standing up has no calories. I heard it on Facebook!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is what Pig say in panel #4 an innuendo or I am too preconceived ?
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Pig, Donuts have no calories when consumed by strong black coffee without added sugar.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
By my standards, he’s trying to lose weight.
There’s only one donut.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
So Pig We hear you are friends with the Police … You both use the same Donut Shop ;-) … Croc Power !
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Pig seems to have 32 sweet teeth!
dadoctah over 4 years ago
Hey, the Drabble strip for today also has a gag about there being no calories in the middle part of a donut. What gives?
Barry1941 over 4 years ago
I think Pig might be on to something.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
There’s a hole in his logic.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Maple bars are unholy.
ForbesField over 4 years ago
The lesson: Don’t take diet advice from Ralph Drabble.
2Goldfish over 4 years ago
Must have coordinated with Ralph Drabble.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago
20% less fat and calories
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
There aren’t any calories in cake, so I’ve heard.
wirepunchr over 4 years ago
Pig must be on a sea food diet. He only eats food he sees.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
POOR PIG!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Pig should try these raspberry jelly filled doughnut holes I get at a little shop,
its like putting a little doughnut in your mouth, I can eat a whole dozen easy.Cary Rodda Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yay for maple bars!
phboles over 4 years ago
In today’s Drabble strip Ralph had the same thoughts about there not being any calories in the middle of a donut
LEOKEV over 4 years ago
Great line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, “I can eat as many of these as I want. My doctor says they have no nutritional value.”
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
KFC is now offering a fried piece of boneless chicken between two donuts. That’s very Paula Dean of them.
txmystic over 4 years ago
I love the crunch-top long johns, but a maple bar will do in pinch
Ermine Notyours over 4 years ago
Chick-fil-A has a hole in their schedule by being closed on Sundays. Therefore, Chick-fil-A has no calories.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Only eat the gluten-free whole grain kind.
phlash over 4 years ago
doughnuts are put in a special centrifuge. The calories, being lighter than everything else, get spun to the center and punched out. That’s why you should never eat ‘doughnut holes’
Kali over 4 years ago
Yeah, sounds like my diet….
Squoop over 4 years ago
I choose swiss cheese at the deli so I can get more slices per dollar.
Moon57Shine over 4 years ago
Is that hole in the middle “empty calories?”
Diver Dan over 4 years ago
Same joke as Drabble. What are the chances???!!!
MaryLindaStrotkamp over 4 years ago
Do you and Kevin Fagan work at the same desk?
burke129529 over 4 years ago
Any time one of us wanted something sweet or a snack before a meal and Momma or my Aunt said no, my uncle would bring us doughnut holes. His reasoning was, “Everyone knows the hole has no calories – there’s nothing there for the calories to hang onto!”
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Pig’s logic is less rigid than blubbery….
ChristopherHeckman over 4 years ago
Drabble had the same joke!
Sapphire Sword over 4 years ago
It takes more calories to digest celery than eating it gives you.The only downside is that it tastes like solid lettuce.
Huggybearojb over 1 year ago
eat less protein.