Our local community food cupboard delivers canned food and pasta to the needy. Yesterday, at the back of the bottom shelf, I found a large bottle of hand sanitizer that must have been sitting neglected for months. Calling the local medical clinic, I was asked to bring it “right now!”
sevaar777 over 4 years ago
Safe sex will now require full body condoms.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Welcome to the new world
derdave969 over 4 years ago
Three rolls of TP should do the trick.
dflak over 4 years ago
I have adopted a term from Trump. I reserve it for “war profiteers” and scammers: human scum.
jtburgess Premium Member over 4 years ago
Uh oh. They’re closer than 6 feet. Somebody arrest them
P51Strega over 4 years ago
That guy is going through pure-’ell.
garcoa over 4 years ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa man, you are coming on too quickly. Talk about what you think about having children first.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
I bought grain alcohol and made my own. I thought it was a unique idea to get the grain alcohol and I was wrong, got the last bottle.
Geophyzz over 4 years ago
Our local community food cupboard delivers canned food and pasta to the needy. Yesterday, at the back of the bottom shelf, I found a large bottle of hand sanitizer that must have been sitting neglected for months. Calling the local medical clinic, I was asked to bring it “right now!”
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Better than the old.. “shall we use your condom or mine” ice breaker.
Madzdad the bard over 4 years ago
Hey, let’s go to my place, I have Charmin…
tabby over 4 years ago
I could see me jokingly saying this to my spouse now that the hand sanitizer is always with us.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
He wants to get close to you.
formathe over 4 years ago
That hand sanitizer better be 60% alcohol or better or it ain’t doing nothing against #bug19.