Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 16, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    Which half-way, there or back?

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Caulfield is always at least half full of it…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    As long as the Principal doesn’t meet you halfway, you’re good!

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    evilsofa  almost 5 years ago

    Caulfield’s going to be a half-full glass when his school shuts down.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, that’s not a bad question. It changes the dynamics for choosing to be optimistic or pessimistic. Be interesting to read some comments on its philosophical implications. For example, having to take some seriously bitter medicine or, similarly, being required to vote for your party’s candidate when you know he/she is a wrong’un. (The latter choice is soon to be faced)

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    Caulfield, future graduate of Smartarse U.

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    elizabethvshaffer  almost 5 years ago

    You are talking to a manager.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So Caulfield gets a half of a word baloon in the last panel.

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    DonLee2  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t burn bridges, they tell me. What if, I ask, it’s a bridge to an open sewer running through a garbage dump, that’s on fire.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Where Caulfield didn’t want to go in the first place.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Would it disturb your metaphysical world if I told you somebody stole my glass?

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The way I look at it, the glass in the question is the most versatile. A full vessel is useless if you want to put something into it, and an empty vessel is useless if you want to take something out of it. A glass at 50% capacity may not be ideal for either purpose, but it is useful for both.

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    trainnut1956  almost 5 years ago

    He’ll be the next Douglas Adams…

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    jackianne1020  almost 5 years ago

    Anyone notice the “logo” on Frazz’s shirt?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    What do you call someone who looks at a half-full, half-empty glass and says it’s completely empty?

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    Nick Danger  almost 5 years ago

    Are you a pessimist or an optimist if you were a philosophy major and you can’t get a job out of the food service industry?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts.

    Frazz14 hrs · Look, you can’t exactly explain this in the comics, but a good whisky or bourbon served neat, with a splash or on the rocks properly takes up a fourth, a third max, of its glass, certainly not half, while Diet Coke goes right up to the rim of something a good deal bigger. I believe I make myself clear as gin here.By the way, be grateful for the demitasse, or else you’d have had to read me going on about espresso yet again.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Half way between the classroom and the principal’s office is where he enjoys being the most.

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