We just need to get rid of the electoral college and have everyone’s vote count equally. The last few really awful presidents were not actually elected by the majority of the people and seemed to spend their presidency trying to get even with us for not picking them.
Last Friday, I looked up a map of my state to find a county that had no reported cases of the Trump Plague. I had been self isolated for three weeks, so I felt like it was safe that I wouldn’t infect anyone, then drove 40 miles to the grocery store in that county. I’m 75 and have type A blood, so if you think that’s overreacting, I hope you’re right, but I doubt it. I got $200 worth of groceries, should last at least until the end of July.
Then, I noticed a pharmacy tech and asked her " Are there any cases reported here yet?" Her answer: “We wouldn’t know, we have some people we’d like to test, but we have to get the tests from either St Louis or Chicago, and they don’t have enough to test their own people.” So, if you think you are in a Trump Plague free zone, that may be just another one of his lies.
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
A pie-eating contest might work if the opposing side baked the pies to be eaten by the other.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.” Lily Tomlin
HarryLime Premium Member over 4 years ago
McDonald’s hamburger-eating contest is definitely OUT!
Diane Lee Premium Member over 4 years ago
We just need to get rid of the electoral college and have everyone’s vote count equally. The last few really awful presidents were not actually elected by the majority of the people and seemed to spend their presidency trying to get even with us for not picking them.
Diane Lee Premium Member over 4 years ago
Last Friday, I looked up a map of my state to find a county that had no reported cases of the Trump Plague. I had been self isolated for three weeks, so I felt like it was safe that I wouldn’t infect anyone, then drove 40 miles to the grocery store in that county. I’m 75 and have type A blood, so if you think that’s overreacting, I hope you’re right, but I doubt it. I got $200 worth of groceries, should last at least until the end of July.
Then, I noticed a pharmacy tech and asked her " Are there any cases reported here yet?" Her answer: “We wouldn’t know, we have some people we’d like to test, but we have to get the tests from either St Louis or Chicago, and they don’t have enough to test their own people.” So, if you think you are in a Trump Plague free zone, that may be just another one of his lies.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pie-eating is too close to home? Well, they don’t all need to be lemon meringue pies!
banjoAhhh! over 4 years ago
Like the artwork on the last panel Mr. Lemon!