Monty by Jim Meddick for March 25, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    (Cook whipped up a pitcher of Nestle’s Quik.)

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    “Yes sir. Exactly as you ORDERED it sir”.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 4 years ago

    Of all the Plutocrats Jarvis could work for and he gets stuck with an ‘Uranuscrat’.

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    e.groves  over 4 years ago

    What a pompous little twit. But I like the Sedgewick strips.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    After all that gabbing on flavor the cocoa has gone down several degrees and is now too cold to enjoy so Jarvis must throw it away and make a new batch. Mustn’t have luke warm cocoa, it just isn’t done! :-p Jarvis must kiss a$$.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And a big dollop of pretension.

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    jonesbeltone  over 4 years ago

    “If you have the time, we have the cocoa…”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh yeah? Which day of the week was it squeezed?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Merely “Wisconsin” milk? You dilettantist pretender! Which farm? Holstein or Guernsey? Free-range or hay-fed?

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    tabby  over 4 years ago

    A friend of mine who spent time in Iceland said they make the best hot chocolate by melting a good bar of chocolate into the milk.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Chocolate milk as practice for the Real Thing, Sedgie?

    Wine is the real deal for these pretentious tasters and their delicate, trained palates.

    92 points. Thank you, chain store marketeer!

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    BWR  over 4 years ago

    Reminded me of this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYNdhTsGik

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